Crazy Russian Breakdance

OH THAT'S JUST TOO FUNNY!!!

Road Hazard

I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that dang makeup!!! It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, my newspaper fell & I knocked my cell phone away from my other ear which fell into the coffee between my legs & DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL! DANG WOMEN DRIVERS!!!

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR CHRISTMAS

1. Thou shalt not leave "Christ" out of Christmas.

2. Thou shalt not value thy gifts by the cost, for many shall signify love that is more blessed and beautiful than silver and gold.

3. Thou shalt give thyself with thy gifts, thy love, thy personality, and thy service and shall increase the value of thy gifts a hundred fold and they who receiveth them shall treasure them forever.

4. Thou shall not let Santa Claus take the place of Christ, lest Christmas become a fairy tale, rather than a sublime reality in the spiritual realm.

5. Thou shalt not burden thy servants, the sales girl, the mail carrier and the merchant.

6. Thou shalt not neglect the church. Its Christmas services are planned to help spiritualize the Christmas season for thee, thy family, and thy friends.

7. Thou shalt not neglect the needy. Let thy bountiful blessings be shared with the many who will go hungry and cold unless you are generous at Christmas.

8. Thou shalt be as a little child. Christmas is the day of the Christ child; not until thou has become, in spirit, as a little child art thou ready to enter into the Kingdom of heaven.

9. Thou shalt prepare thy soul for Christmas. Verily, most of us spend much time and money getting gifts ready, but few seconds in preparing our souls.

10. Thou shalt give thy heart to Christ. Let thy Christmas list have "Christ in my heart" at the top as thy gift to Him this Christmas.

Yellow Snow

saw this commercial for the first time in Australia. i think it's HILARIOUS!!!! but i am easily amused... so...

House Cleaning vs Heart Cleaning

In the same manner in which we clean and prepare our homes in theanticipation of welcomed guests and family members this Christmasseason, let us also prepare our hearts in anticipation of the Lord'scoming. Christ, our most honoured and eagerly anticipated guest, desiresto meet with us in a heart prepared for his arrival. So eager is he tomeet with us that he offers to help us with our spiritual housecleaning,working with us; creating a resting place for Himself within our hearts.

Katherine Walden